"Healing conference" promo

The real advertisment promo tract for an Adam Dreamhealer healing seminar:

> > Nicki says:
> > "Many blessings of beauty and creativity on this
> summer solstice. The
> > ideas that gestated through the dark of winter
> became the seeds that
> > sprouted in the spring. As we enter summer, we
> begin to see the fruits of
> > the splendid, diverse creation that surrounds us
> blossom in the myriad
> > ways of expression that bring fulfillment into our
> lives. Whether you are
> > passing through a joyous, sorrowful or difficult
> time this summer, take a
> > moment to breathe deeply of the spirit of love,
> and let that permeate and
> > nurture whatever surrounds you, your garden, your
> work, your family, and
> > your self.


My attempt at cynical parady:


I was thinking of organizing a conference as well. I'm working on the press release and invitation tract. How's this so far?:

Proliferance of abundant contraband for this somnolent season. The enigmas that digested in the darkest weather are revived as flourishing flowers. As we begin the new season, we revel in the joyous exuberance of the myriad creations of the mind's eye to the fulfillment of our souls. Whether you feel to express the wondrous, tearful, or flavorful tacits of time, take a refreshing sigh and permeate in nature's
lustrous reminiscence with comfort in knowing security at home, fond family memories, and the spirit of your garden.